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Entry #288

Fuckin Handicap!!!

2009-10-09 17:19:09 by SOAD24k

Oh My Freakin God! I finally got him, the guy on the eletric wheelchair. Ok, Today I was getting Taco Bell and getting something in my belly, then after I got my and walked outside guess who it was. The guy, in the eletric wheelchair. This I meant what I said last time. I finish eating my boritto and pulled out my black wooden kedo sword, that I bought a few months back from my back, and pointed at him. Me and him stared at each other, I saw him twich around his lil control stick, then I got to my swordman pose. When he jerked his control stick toward me I jump out of the way. I ran back so people couldn't witness this fight. I ran to an empty parking lot, guy followed me, the guy said" You ranin away you son of a bitch? Huh? You scared of me? You scared of a handicapped white guy?". I didn't say anything, then he speeded toward me and I got a good grip on my sword. When coming at me I step to the left side a little bit and right then I swong my sword at his head. The sound of the sword was loud when I conneted to his head you hear it almost from 5 to 10 feet away. The guy flew out of his seat and landed three feet away, the mans' head was so hard it broke my sword. Then a police man came out of nowhere and ask"what happened here?" I tried to say something then he looked at body and said" Hey, I know is guy!" I'm like" do?" The police man said"Yeah. I been after this guy for weeks. Now I can arrest him put him to justice and put him in jail." I said" That's great, but I think I dis located his lower jaw." The police check his lower jaw and foung out it really was dislocated and broken. So, the guy was sent to a hospital and then to jail, and I was given $150 for catching him and for not putting it on the news. Man I was soo glad that is over, the money I put it in savings account, my black sword I had to throw away and guy, well is Jim Himerix and well I don't really know anything bout him , but how the hell cares? I really hope meet another guy like that guy again. Well that's my story I hopr you like'd it and comment on it, oh and I hope you all check out my posts their really good. Ok Laterz!


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2009-10-10 11:59:43

two words...GRAMMER SCHOOL!!! And good for you!


2009-10-11 10:48:32

awwww man he got the 1st comment god dam it any way i came it made me lol and unlike most ppl i dont care about ppl grammer this is NG not school ok ppl

lol Jim Himerix lol


2009-11-10 17:10:38

Dude! its hard to make shit like that up, thats awesome!


2010-07-23 00:57:14

nice going.
to bad you didn't get the money sooner for that bike.


2010-08-06 04:30:51

Dude! It was jim hemerix! Lmfao!!! That guy was all ovr our news!!! Ya it was a while ago but still!!! Lolololol!!! Awesome 4 u dude!


2010-08-06 04:31:51

Kickass story dude! Props on that one! Jim hemrix. Ha!


2010-09-03 23:37:48

lol im glad you when all ninja gaiden on the guy xD i would have too


2010-12-16 22:29:12

/next time use metal sword XD


2010-12-20 23:18:18

i agree with sam but we love you dude for the great guy u are and ur works. anyways im RLY happy for u man and glad u got paid too =3 victory is sweet ! claps ur back* GO YOU bro! XD fucking white people >.> well, the bad slobs i mean.....


2011-11-20 18:09:36

is this true cause it looks true but the comments give me a diffrent look at it...but if it is true GOOD JOB :D