Soad: Hey guys. To all those who read my stories and post comments on them. I...Soad24k have a confession to make and so does UKF.
UKF: Dude, this isn't right do man. I'm feelin' all fucked up doin' this.
Soad: Yeah, me too, but if we don't do this, we'll regret it for the rest of our life's.
UKF: Fuck man! Okay, -inhales and exhales- do it.
Soad: Alright, Me and UKF have recently watched....My....Little....P-p-pony. So, after watching just one, we...watched them all.
UKF: Fuck!
Soad: Exactly. After finding out what a "Brony" is, and looking at fan made My little pony art. This made us think that we too are...Bronies.
UKF: Dude, I feel sick. I can't stand it.
Soad: You and me both, man. You and me, both.
UKF: Hey, you know, you think that is a bad thing?
Soad: I don't know.
UKF: Hey, you know what? I'm feelin a bit better that we told these people that we're Bronies.
Soad: Yeah, me too.
UKF: Yeah, we should embrace that fact that we like My lil' pony.
Soad: You sure?
UKF: Yeah man. Fuck those who says we're gay for watchin' it.
Soad: Man, you know, telling this to others does feel good.
UKF: YO! To all those bitch-ass brony haters out there, FUCK YOU!! BRONIES FO' LIFE!
Soad: Yeah man. Bronies for life.
UKF: Dude, Brohoof?
Soad: Brohoof.
-Brohoof-
Soad: Also, to prove that me and UKF are now bronies. I have made pony versions of us.
UKF: Dude, you did?
Soad: Yeah, and I tell you, it was not easy to do.
UKF: Dude, Post dat shit!
Soad: The image will be shown at the bottom of this post.
UKF: Dude, let say it at the same time.
Soad: Okay.
Both: BRONIES FOR LIFE!!!
UKF: And fuck y'all haters!